Saturday, July 2, 2011

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Before I can even begin to get into the meat (pardon the pun) of what this blog is about, I have to talk about safe sex. It's amazing how many mature (as in age, not mind!) women today still need to be reminded of all the sexually transmitted diseases there are floating around. I am such a huge germophobe to begin with until I sometimes wonder how I ever have sex! lol It really shatters the brain to know that so many women still do not believe they can become infected with HIV or other female destroying diseases like cervical cancer or chlamydia. Let's not leave out syphilis, gonorrhea, genital warts, and herpes!

The reasons I hear most often from grown ass women way the hell over the age when they should know better, are the following:

1."He won't use condoms because he says he can't feel anything."

WTF? Okay, let me get this shit straight: so you are willing to risk your health and/or life to screw an asshole that doesn't care about his health and well being or yours? It's your body, take control! Have this talk before getting into bed. He refuses to wear a condom, don't even take your clothes off, sister!

Hell, I can be as horny (or more so) than the next woman, but my pussy will shut down if I hear a man say he won't wear a condom! The thought repulses me, it really does. I mean, aren't these women scared? One fool told me that she doesn't worry because the virus isn't as easy to catch as you think because there has to be a cut or lesion on the skin for it to enter the body (rolling my eyes as she spoke). I can't tell grown folks what to do but that way of thinking to me is STUPID! The vagina is a wet, bacteria breeding orifice and I do NOT take chances with what goes in mine. A man can give me any line of bullshit he wants but if he doesn't cover it, it ain't going in. Period.

2. "I'm too old to get pregnant so we don't use condoms". Sigh. Some nitwits still think using condoms is about birth control only. Unbelievable.

3. "We're strictly mongamous." Ummm, are you sure about that, girlfriend? You can speak for yourself but what about Mr. Playa you sleeping with? So, you are the one woman, out of all the ones he's gone through, that he is going to be, in your words, "strictly mongamous" with? I got a bridge I want to sell your ass!

News flash: men will say ANYTHING to get you in bed! I'm not saying that there aren't any men that have strictly mongamous relationships because that isn't true. But, I don't take a man's word when it comes to these things. Call me cynical, suspicious, I don't give a rat's ass. My box is clean and I want it to stay that way

4. "My lover is married so I know he's clean." Oh no she didn't say that!! Somebody give this cow some electric shock treatments to see if her brain waves are dead! He's cheating on his wife with you and you think that makes him clean? What sense does that make?

First things first: WHY are you screwing a married man? He's not leaving his wife and even if he did, it would only be a matter of time before he started cheating on YOU! Trust me, it's a proven fact. Some other single desperate woman comes along, he'll dump you for her. There is no man shortage, I don't care what the stupid American media tells you! There are plenty of SINGLE men but you don't want to take the time to shop around for the right one. It's easier to do what's convenient and screw the husband of your best friend, co-worker or neighbor. Keep in mind that life has a way of evening things out and karma is truly a bitch so beware.

5. "We only have oral sex." No damned comment.

What's really shocking is that these are not uneducated, inner city "baby mama" types. These are women of different races, educational backgrounds and all middle to upper middle class! So, if women like this fell that way, what can we say about those of the lower socio-economic layer?

Ladies I have learned that men who really want and like you, will live up or down to whatever standard you set for yourself. If your standards are low, no problem. He'll get right down there with you. If you set them high, he'll live up to them. I don't know about anybody else but as for me, I may not be the prettiest, or thinnest, but I know what my good points are and how to use them. When it comes to sex, if any of you don't know, the thrill of the chase rules! I make men work for my pussy and I don't mean buying me things or any of the sort of stuff. But, I know how to keep the suspense and tease going until they get to a point they either say, the hell with you, or absolutely kill it when we finally get into bed and in the past, NONE of the men have refused to wear a condom. Hell I may be horny as hell but I ain't crazy as hell! Going without dick won't kill you (you'll just feel like you are gonna die at times.) LMAO